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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? [nsfw] At least when you are eating pussy, you can see the asshole infront of you."

"What do a communist and communism itself have in common? Neither one works."

"What does grandma's crotch smell like? Depends"

"A farmer walks onto a field, shovel in hand and starts digging long canals. The field groans and says to the farmer.. You're really irrigating me"

"Plato walks into a bar. And he realises that the bar is not a real bar. In fact, it contains the concept of 'a bar'. Then, with an amazed face, he says: ""This bar is ideal!"""

"A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor I have yellow teeth what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!"

"What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas? Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad"

"Two girls ask if I would offer them a drink. I said sure and bought the cows some milk."

"I don't even understand Fantasy Football. There are no Dragons, Wizards, or hot ass Elven chicks. I call bullshit."

"Two snowmen are standing in a field One snowman says to the other, ""Do you smell carrots?"""