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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? [nsfw] At least when you are eating pussy, you can see the asshole infront of you."

"A joke I made up in middle school Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"

"[show about dog training] Narrator: a yellow ribbon on her leash indicates she is not to be socialized with Me: where can i get one of those"

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar and one looks to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there."""

"You should need a license to be that ugly."

"I have a great knock-knock joke... but you have to start it."

"How far can you walk into the forest? Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH"

"Donation A man knocked on my door the other day asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I have him a glass of water"

"So I was sitting in traffic the other day... got run over."

"My kids have enough energy to run 10,000 laps around the house but get tired walking around the block. I call bullshit."