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Joke of the Day

"Intellectual. A man who can explain electricity but doesn't know how to screw in a light bulb."

"What is Andreev-Reflection? When electrons are reflected assholes by a superconductor."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."

"First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive."

"A guy walks into a bar... The patient then exhibited signs of a concussion and a minor subdermal hematoma. Edit: Yes, a version of, ""A guy walks into a bar... and says 'ouch'."""

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin numeral."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."

"How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it."

"What would you call a Pokemon Trainer if they were Jewish? Ashe."

"What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana? Bayou self"