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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before they hatch. He cracks them and eats them."
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"Had a little dog named Mustard, he didn't relish me so he ran away. I couldn't catch up."
"New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show. Two and a half kilos."
"America's obesity epidemic is pretty shocking, until you remember that we're the country that invented flavored floss."
"[grocery store] Me (chewing): why are these grapes expensive Cashier: We know ppl eat them before they pay Me (still chewing): well I never"
"todd: *sobbing uncontrollably* me: relax it was just a little earthquake todd's wife: he's an etch-sketch artist. it was everything he had"
"My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, instead, I gave her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me..."
"Is that gluten free? You mean Kosher for Passover, right?"
"What's difference between good weed and good pussy? You can smell the weed from across the room."
"Retarded people They shouldn't even exist"