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Joke of the Day

"If time-outs have tought me anything, It's that doing something wrong gets you time for peace,quiet,and solidarity. In a place called jail."

"A farmer's cattle broke out of their pen and got into the marijuana plants he was growing. The steaks were really high."

"What's the best part of gay sex? The part where you ***don't get fucked in the ass***."

"Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college? Because he didn't understand psychics."

"Why did the cat put the letter ""M"" into the fridge ? Because it turns ""ice"" into ""mice"" !"

"What's a gay-bar pickup line? Can I push your stool in?"

"With a face like that, I think it's a safe to say, life's been handing Renee Zellweger lemons for quite some time."

"[NSFW] What's a 6.9? Another good thing spoiled by a tampon."

"I asked my heart why I can't sleep at night? Heart replied ""because you slept in the afternoon, don't act like you're in love"""

"Ignorance is a palindrome"