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Joke of the Day
"I read a joke about the British pound... But it didn't make any cents to me"
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"A woman marries a man..... A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."
"I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny"
"Your so bald your bald"
"hello, hello ! 911 ? 911 ? Yes, Sir, what happened ? ""I think my wife's dead"". ""What happened, Sir ?"" ""Well...she's lying in bed, cold and stiff as usual, but the dishes haven't been done in 3 days !"""
"Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!"
"Did you hear about the porno at the campground? It was fucking in tents."
"What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident? An Errorist!"
"On your first day of prison, go up to the biggest, scariest guy there, and ask him ""Have you heard of updog?"""
"What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock? You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet..."