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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus? Because there is no driver up there."

"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"

"I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the ""Learning to Count"" trilogy."

"So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend."

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

"Two mormons walk into a bar Have a drink, talk to some ladies, do some blow, have sex, then wake up and leave the Mormon religion."

"What's another name for black pitbull? Flo Rida"

"California is getting so much rain right now... ...that even Caitlyn Jenner is getting wet."

"i had an asthma attack with all that wheezing you would of thought i would have heard them hiding"

"Pavlov hears a bell ring... He says, ""Aw! I forgot to feed the dogs again!"""