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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus? Because there is no driver up there."

"At best, I think I could be a Third Responder."

"I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones (SPOILERS EVERTHING)"

"What is going to replace ObamaCare? Don.T.Care"

"The last time Japan upset a nation this much was December 7th, 1941."

"Americans may not get this... Healthcare"

"There is an existential horror upon seeing your password in handwriting."

"Why was the mushroom a hit at parties? Because he was a *fungi*"

"Great news! I'm declaring a national strike. Nobody go to work."

"How is sex like putting on a belt? If it's not tight enough, move on to the next hole."