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Joke of the Day

"Act now to enjoy a false sense of urgency!"

"""Update the Force, young Skywalker"" Said Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made? A nut for a jar of tuna."

"Do you wanna play the rape game? ""no?"" Well that's the spirit!"

"I'm just a boy, standing in front of the toilet paper aisle, trying to decide whether I want to wipe with a pillow, a cloud, or a kitten."

"A Limerick There once was a barmaid in Salles, On her chest wrote the price of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille."

"Me: I just stepped in dog shit, isn't that weird? Her: Not really Me: Ok, what if I told you I knew it was there?"

"Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers? They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers."

"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."

"My buddy and I started a mountaineering business 6 months ago, and things haven't been going so well. We may have peaked early."