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Joke of the Day

"Me: It'll just make mom grumpy, so don't tell her that the dishwa..... 4 year old: MOM! DISHWASHER'S BROKEN!"

"I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit predictable And a little flat Good special f(x) though"

"oooh dey so big !!! Q. did you hear what they said about the girl with big titties when she tried on a 34B bra ? A. She makes B-cups look like teacups."

"What is Iron Man's favorite month? FE-bruary Thanks :D"

"What do you call a rich Asian? *Cha Ching!*"

"A father takes his son fishing Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish? Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water Son: What next? Dad: What happens next will shock you!"

"Shout out to all the people in church today, who didn't speak to anyone, cause their breath still smelled like Jack Daniels."

"What kind of tumors do tough guys get? Heman-giomas"

"Knock Knock... *Who's there?* nine-eleven... *nine-eleven who?* **You said you'd never forget!** edit: i accidentally wrote it incorrectly; my sincerest apologies."

"The Chinese stock market... >Is the safest market in the world, the most transparent market, the least fluctuating market, the most democratic market."