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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen."
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"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!"
"I like my men how I like my coffee. Sweet."
"I like Viagra so much... I literally have a hard on for it."
"Me and my twin brother are always finishing each others sentences. The prison wardens are none the wiser."
"What's the difference between a fish and an elephant? (OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant?"
"yeah girl.. shake that thing where poop comes out of. it really turns me on when your poop factory shakes faster than usual"
"What do you call a reptile that's good with directions? A Navigator"
"I think Trump might be the guy to turn the US around... But I fear his next move will be to bend it over."
"What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants Noel-ephants..."