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Joke of the Day
"A straight rooster says ""coco doodle doo"", a gay rooster says... ANY COCKLEDOO!"
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"Today, I walked into a restaurant. ""Hi, is my table ready?"" ""No, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?"" ""No, that's okay."" ""Great, take these salads to table six then."""
"Why did the console gamer faint when they visited the art gallery There were too many frames"
"Do you know about the constantly airborne bird species native to Holland? It Netherlands."
"Trust but verify."
"Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?"
"What do you get if you cross a bear and a wolf? You get eaten is what you get. Stop upsetting scary animals."
"I plagiarized a book about native Americans... I eventually got siouxed."
"What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs? A condescending con descending"
"Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !"