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Joke of the Day
"Why Doesn't Humpty Dumpty Believe in Anything? Because he's an EGGnostic!"
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"Ronda Rousey in her latest match.. She really did suffer the agony of da feet."
"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?[OC] (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus."
"What does a cynical Irishman drink? Whiskey sour"
"What did Timmy get for Christmas? Cancer"
"""I'm just gonna pull on weird animal parts until something comes out that I can drink"" -guy who discovered milk"
"Why are octopuses so dangerous? Because they TENTACLE."
"what would happen if all the rattatas died? They would be eraticated"
"What do you call a grandma without teeth giving you a blowjob? No denture adventure."
"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Dont talk to the middle leg he is a dick."