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Joke of the Day
"How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story? Chronic-logically."
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"Just bet myself that the guy walking ahead of me was rocking a mustache. Won. Rewarded myself with the delusion that I live a full life."
"BOSS: I set up a Suggestion Box. Please don't hesitate to- ME: [staring directly at boss while slowly stuffing cream cheese bagel into box]"
"""Doctor! Doctor! I think I may have Alzheimers!"" ""We had this discussion last week, Mr. Smith."""
"If Britney Spears can get through 2007 you can get through school..."
"What do you call a vegan who cheats on their diet with human flesh? A humanitarian"
"Guess what? Chicken butt."
"An old lady's beloved pair of pet rabbits died So she took them to the taxidermist to get them stuffed. The taxidermist asked her ""would you like them mounted?"" ""No"" she replied, ""just holding hands."""
"What do iPhone 7 and the lastest trailer Pirates of the Carribean 5 have in common? They have no Jack."
"Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you."