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Joke of the Day

"I went into a Apple store and farted. The manger told me to leave. It's not my fault they had no Windows"

"Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage."

"What pier is disliked by almost everybody? Piers Morgan."

"""Omg there's a picture of him blowing smoke out of his mouth. I must bang him this instant""- no one, ever."

"In order to finish my 2016 resolution, i cut off my left leg... That way, I'll reach my goal of losing 20 pounds AND start 2017 off on the right foot!"

"You Guys Wanna Hear a Nice Joke? Nevermind it's probably too soon."

"What do you call a women who cant draw? Trace"

"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."

"no thanks La-Z-Boy. I like my furniture gender neutral"

"You know you're not a Harry Potter fan if: you think a parcel-tongue is someone who can speak to packages."