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Joke of the Day
"Feel The Bern? Oh, I'm feeling it right about now."
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"What did Jesus said when he resurrected ? Fucking lag, three days to respawn !"
"I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza Too cheesy for me though"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello... From the other side"
"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD. And I'm like, YO."
"An Old woman is having breakfast with elderly husband when she says LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND HAVE SEX"" he replies ""PICK ONE,I CAN'T DO BOTH"""
"I asked a chinese girl for her number She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!"
"If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?"
"What's the difference between a shi-tzu and a community organizer? Zu."