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Joke of the Day
"Feel The Bern? Oh, I'm feeling it right about now."
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"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"
"*dad walks in on me doing homework* ""HAH NERD MORE LIKE HOMOWORK"" Dad you're still in third grade ""Probably because I'm not a nerd like you"""
"I gave my cat a bath the other day... he liked it, but the fur stuck to my tongue."
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs."
"I'm writing a book about how people can free themselves from taking pictures of themselves. It's a selfie-help book."
"What do you call it when two cops dance? Pork Grinds"
"what's pink and hard?... Micheal Jackson...still."
"What do redditors give one another on Christmas? Gifs."
"At the end of the day, no one needs to worried about the_donald's large scale of support None of them are old enough to vote anyway."