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Joke of the Day
"Honey.... Where are my paaannts.??"
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"What type of jokes do planets tell each other? Cosmic jokes."
"What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade? They were my friends. :("
"What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked? It Hertz."
"Was forced to have a threesome with a clown and a grizzly. Just had to grin and bear it."
"Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water."
"Catch Pokemon? No thanks. I'm STD- Free."
"It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%"
"7 Billion people, 14 billion Faces."
"What did Hillary say when she lost? Putin end to my life."