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Joke of the Day
"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"
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"What is a Word documents least favorite blood type? Type-O"
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"So I organized a threesome last night! ...there were a couple no shows, but I really enjoyed myself."
"How does moses make his coffee Hebrews it"
"The last item on my bucket list is dying. How convenient."
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