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Joke of the Day
"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"
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"What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing."
"What is a male porn actor's favorite one hit wonder song? Come on Eileen."
"Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter."
"*Makes sure the new girl at work sees how much pineapple I eat at lunch* *winks*"
"Got late on my first day at work, blamed it on Rush Hour. Got late on the 2nd day, Blamed it on Rush Hour 2"
"The best times of my life were spent either blowing bubbles or playing with titties..."
"What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50? Good morning your Honor!"
"Read aloud I have a soft spot for damsels in disdress. What dress? Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*"
"You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi."