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Joke of the Day
"What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East? Happi-ness"
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"Why do Canadians like to do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game :D"
"What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe? Call a big toe truck."
"Patient: Doc what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood."
"""want to go grab some dinner?"" *lights cat on fire* sorry I can't my cats on fire"
"Oedipus teasing... Oedipus passes near the hill and sees Sisyphus rolling the boulder up that hill. Oedipus (to Sisyphus): How's it goin'? Sisyphus: Shut up, motherfucker."
"I would tell you the one about the broken pencil. But there's no point to it."
"Did you hear about the mohel with no knife? He was a ripoff."
"Why do Republicans oppose Gay Marriage AND Obamacare? Because they hate mandates."
"if i ever spontaneously combust, i hope it's around somebody i don't like and that they're wearing their favorite outfit."