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Joke of the Day

"What do people in the hood enjoy eating? Spaghetto"

"You're a big internet fan arn't you? Yes I really get a buzz out of it!"

"""Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?"" I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed."

"A black man, a jew and a retard walk outside the store So I run that fucking nigger over."

"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby, but I have no clue how to make an iPhone."

"In the middle east its hard to tell who's crazy, And Hussein."

"Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?"

"Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas? For the Sallad"

"The heaviest things in the world: 4) iron 3) lead 2) tungsten 1) a toddler who doesn't want to be picked up"

"Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores? Because slavery is illegal."