15352

Joke of the Day

"I hate killing bugs so instead I spend hours trying to get it in a cup so I can toss it outside after accidentally taking off 3 of its legs."

"A girl asks a guy if she is wearing to much makeup. The guy responds. ""Depends, are you trying to kill the Batman?"""

"No one laughed at my geography joke I guess you had to be there."

"Scientists have looked into claims of widespread mansplaining... Turns out it's usually just an ovaryaction."

"Why does the alphabet like to piss on the periodic table? Because it's elemental pee!"

"I love weighing myself after having a dump. It makes a shit load of difference."

"I want an ocean of orange soda It's a Fanta sea of mine"

"My son asked today: Why the dude's ear is blinking blue? Because he has a blue tooth in his ear..."

"When I'm in the bathroom a long time, I come out sniffing & wiping my nose so people think I was doing coke and not making a doody"

"My (black) coworkers informed me that black people can't get lice? ""You know what else they can't get? Good jobs."" I received a write-up :("