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Joke of the Day

"A man was walking his dog through a graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replied, ""No, just taking a shit."""

"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"" ""That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" The doctor says, ""It's Not Unusual."""

"What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant? Attempted Crepe"

"What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle? Attire."

"My friend David had his ID stolen the other day Now we just call him Dav"

"I want to tell a joke about infrastructure spending in the UK but only people in London will get it."

"Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference."

"If a Prius goes into a drift... Does that mean it's the electric slide?"

"Did you hear that great joke about Schrodinger's cat?"

"How do you make one girl disappear? ..just add a G and now she's gone."