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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca? Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow."

"One more glass of wine and my ""only a lesbian from the waist up"" rule is about to go out the window."

"What do you call a fly with no wings a walk"

"That's the story about a penguin breathing by his ass One-day he sit and dye"

"One day I hope to watch a cable show that says ""Brought to you by.. The bill you pay every fucking month."""

"Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass."

"She- get lost Me- *jumps in her wardrobe*"

"My wife's got a latex allergy, so I substituted the condom for a bread bag. Now she's got a yeast infection."

"If Memes Were Horses 4chan would give birth to it. Reddit would kill it. 9Gag would hump its dead body. Facebook would dig up its corpse and attempt to turn its remains into Frankenstein."