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Joke of the Day

"What does robbing a Scotsman get you? Kilt"

"Why do Gay guys wear condoms? To play star wars."

"Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet."

"The fact that I have to debate evolution with people means it doesn't work quite as well as I'd like it to."

"today i won a raffle. received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar."

"Today, my son asked me why girls always pee sitting down I told him it's because they're lazy Not necessarily a joke but kinda funny nonetheless."

"What do you use to make boot soup? Birkenstock"

"What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard? [Tips fedora] ""M'dea."""

"Watching real love on shows like The Bachelor makes me realize my own marriage is a fake bucket of shit."

"Emoji: because sometimes a chicken, the Spanish flag, and a lesbian couple is the only way to express how you really feel."