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Joke of the Day
"What does robbing a Scotsman get you? Kilt"
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"Why does Donald Trump take women out on his yacht? Because of the implication."
"IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue."
"Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big."
"DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again"
"Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?"
"What did the earthquake say to the tornado? It's not my fault."
"What kind of water do you put into a waterbed? Spring water"
"He's an Investor by day and a Porn Star by night, what's his stage name? Gold man sacks"
"Which of the twelve knights built King Arthur's round table? Sir cumference"