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Joke of the Day
"What is common between 5 and 7? Brendan Sullivan"
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"My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for ""We Will Rock You."""
"My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat."
"Happy 1 month anniversary to the 37 browser tabs I have open."
"AMA request! Someone who actually pays for Netflix. Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password."
"Are you bad wifi? Because I see there is no connection here."
"What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!"
"Have you heard the one about the deaf guy? No, neither has he."
"Me:*looks up from phone* Okay, it was Mr. Plum in the ballroom with the wrench. Family: M: Mom: We stopped playing that game 5 hours ago."
"There are two things i hate a lot 1. Lists 2. Irony"