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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant? Rebel without a menopause."

"What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper"

"Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them."

"I'm not normally a name-dropper but Tiger Woods asked me to start his car in the dream I just had."

"With Christmas just around the corner, what's your favourite christmas themed joke?"

"What is it? -What is it? -It's a ticket to the cinema -But why is it so small? -You place it under your tongue and wait for the movie."

"Michael Jackson had alot of good songs... But his best ones were when he was in A Minor"

"Yo mamma is so stupid she thought the fast Fourier transform was a way to complete your bachelor's degree."

"Hey buddy I was reminded of you this morning. But then I flushed the toilet and went on about my business."

"What do you call a social studies class that got burnt down? History"