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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me Trump is in bed with Russia. And that someone is Putin it in."
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"What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet? ""I'm having a movement"""
"What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch? Namaste"
"Why did the hipster cross the road? To get to a place you've probably never heard of."
"Kanye smashing his bathroom mirror to free the other Kanye trapped behind the glass."
"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."
"I'd rather look back at my life and say ""I can't believe I did that"" instead of saying,. ""I wish I did that."""
"I tried oscillating once. Not a fan."
"I always blurt out, ""SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"" in my best Al Pacino Scarface accent when I stand next to a stranger at a urinal."
"So I fired my sphere maker... He kept cutting corners."