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Joke of the Day
"How do werewolves mark their territory? Lycanthropee"
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"Knock Knock Who's there CD CD who? C DEEZ NUTS *ha* ^^*Got* ^^^*em*"
"Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Grub. Trumpton is on."
"No Sopa... Radio?"
"I knew my camping holiday was doomed when I saw the people at the next pitch struggling with a torn ground sheet and bent pegs. It was a portent."
"What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? Pesticide."
"When you have to poop so bad it comes out just as you reach the toilet... That's the shit I don't like."
"What do you call a cow with only two legs? ...Lean Beef."
"If I ever start with 'this one time I went jogging.....' I am not telling the truth."
"What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana."