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Joke of the Day
"How do werewolves mark their territory? Lycanthropee"
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"Dads are like boomerangs I hope."
"Extremely controversial, but here goes... Why can't you try someone for grave digging? Because it was found on the ground."
"Hitler was quite thirsty... i hear he downed 6 million gallons of jewce"
"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it three times now."
"I have this reoccurring nightmare called a job."
"Yo Mama... Yo mama so old and so fat that when she sat down, they called it the Cambrian mass extinction."
"Let's play the lion and the lion tamer Open your mouth and I'll give you the meat"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."
"KFC now offering the Top Kill sandwich! Bacon. Cheese. Mud. Sandwiched between two oily chicken slabs served on a plate of shame"