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Joke of the Day
"A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar he orders a drink and walks to chuck-E-cheese"
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"A man was asked to choose between killing an executioner and the man who rented him the noose and electric chair. He chose the lessor of two evils."
"NSFW A black third grader goes to his mom and says... ""Mom I have the biggest dick in third grade. Is it because I'm black?"" She replies, ""no It's because you're 19""."
"How do the Chinese name their children They drop silverware in the sink and listen to the sound it makes"
"I found my wheelie bin in the middle of the street this morning. If I hadn't brought it back in, it could have wheelie bin dangerous."
"If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might have sex daily!"
"[trying to do standup] u kno whats funy [someone yells 'society!'] nno [entire audience starts laughig] wait [audience laughs louder] stop"
"The sun will come out tomorrow, and unfortunately so will other people."
"My son asked what it was like to be a parent so I begged him to make me chicken nuggets and then held on to his leg so he couldn't move."
"Why didn't the ghost have any babies? Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)"