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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with Parkinson's? Beef jerky"
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"How do you organize a party in space? You Planet"
"I wish there was a way to keep in touch with dogs I meet outside of grocery stores."
"Joke of the Month What do you say when people tell you June is already over?"
"Dad joke Son: ""Dad, tell me a joke."" Dad: ""Pussy."" Son: ""I don't get it."" Dad: ""I know."""
"What do tall people and black people have in common? They have no one to look up to."
"Is it cocky to have more than one penis? I think it's two cocky."
"Why shouldn't you drink Pepsi or Coke before you turn 18 ? Because they are A-Rated . . . . . . (Aerated) for the dumbasses"
"My German plumber just hooked my gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard."
"Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !"