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Joke of the Day
"Is it cocky to have more than one penis? I think it's two cocky."
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"Sex with homeless people is in-tents."
"A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows"
"What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods? Trail micks."
"How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father. Edit: it's just a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."
"Why do Americans just ignore the ""H"" in ""Herb""? Honestly, no idea!"
"What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house? Namaste"
"thousamds of yrs ago i used up mankind's only wish & got peas placed on this earth. all the wars coud hav been prevented if i hadnt mumbled"
"Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man? he had to much baggage"
"I am a recovering redneck. It's been three weeks since I dry humped a cousin."