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Joke of the Day
"I bought condoms & the cashier said do you need a bag? I replied ""No she isn't that ugly""."
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"What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist? You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
"Do you know what a true competitor is? [NSFW] It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth."
"What is Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA"
"Q: Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? A: It was a litterbug."
"Can't quit smoking? Wear mittens all the time."
"One blonde says to another, ""I slept with a Brazilian last night"". The other blonde says, ""Wow, how many is that""?"
"Secondary market that lets people sell their excess Twitter characters."
"Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one."
"People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump."