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Joke of the Day
"I bought condoms & the cashier said do you need a bag? I replied ""No she isn't that ugly""."
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"Would you go into the woods? -Tiger Wood"
"What's the difference between America and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."
"Ever look at your frequently used emojis and realize that your two moods are drunk and circus tents?"
"How do you kill a blonde? There are three ways; -put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool -a mirror at the bottom of a pool -or put a condom on the top of a flag pole"
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."
"What's colorless and smells sweet? Chloroform SHHHH.."
"Q: Why is air a ton like sex? A: Because it's no major ordeal unless you're not getting any."
"How do you confuse an AP student? Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C."
"So I broke up with my German girlfriend. She said I didn't pay enough attention and suggested I attend a concentration camp."