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Joke of the Day
"Thank you for explaining the word 'many' to me. It means a lot."
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"My relationship is like Monopoly. She gives me too many Chances."
"What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes? Inzest"
"What is the difference between homeless and vodka? Vodka does not freeze"
"""Just how drunk are you?"" - ""French toast"""
"What happens when you get a lot of electroshocks within a short period of time? It hertz."
"How many Greg leganis does it take to fill a swimming pool I don't know but it only takes one to empty it."
"As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. It's in my jeans."
"Huh? Guess I must've got drunk and married Google at some point. I can barely get a word out now before it tries to finish my sentence."
"Fall is fast approaching. Time to sew all my jean legs back on."