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"What do reindeer have that other animals don't have? Baby reindeer"
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"Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end? It was unmiscible."
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"So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey."
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"Poland... Poland - a country between Russia to the east and Germany to the west. If they piss Russia off, they turn the gas off. If they piss Germany off they turn the gas on."
"Yo mama is so fat, white and horny That when she bent over in Africa, wildlife conservation tried to breed her with a rhino."
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"How do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."