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Joke of the Day

"Saw these two homeless people making out and was like... ...get a room!"

"I always yell ""I'm not masturbating!"" when someone knocks on my office door so they know I'm not masturbating."

"Naughty Women People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE. [Funny Status](http://franksms.com/funny-status-for-you/)"

"I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid."

"Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?"

"Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face-off in the corner."

"Why was the bull popular with all the cows? Because he was smooooooooth"

"What'd the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me."

"What did the sick fish say when he got sick? ""I've cod a cold."""

"This guy on GMA is thanking God b/c he survived 2 plane crashes. I'm pretty sure ""God"" is trying to kill him."