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Joke of the Day
"You know what really grinds my gears? When I shift into third without using the clutch."
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"My religious, conservative upbringing taught me that poor people are lazy and the rich are giving. Real life taught me the opposite."
"Muhammad walks up to the Buddha and says ""Guess what a mosque and 9 year old have in common."" I've been in both."
"Went to the store without my dentures because what are the odds Scarlett Johansson and I would be reaching for the same box of fish sticks?"
"Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?"
"How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart? You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!"
"What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler."
"Why couldn't the rapist go to the bathroom? The door read ""Gentlemen."""
"What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company? A good in-vest-ment"
"Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!"