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Joke of the Day

"Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!"

"My neighbors listen to good music. Whether they want to or not!"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ye think it be the R but it really be the C!"

"What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)"

"A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?"" The parrot responded, saying, ""there are millions of them running around in Africa."""

"(OC) one I thought up this morning What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting? ""Lettuce prey"""

"*Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] ""you said debriefing"""

"What's the best thing about murder? Nobody remembers the rape."

"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."

"Felt sad when I heard Taylor Swift is now with Tom Hiddleston. Apparently, my subconscious thought I had a chance with Tom Hiddleston."