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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the mailman and the priest? The mailman doesn't come on Sunday."
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"My British friend Julian Wang just bought his first automobile We call it the Wang car. //needs work"
"There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus."
"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary Is the amount of time you waste browsing Reddit, loser."
"When the doctors diagnosed me with leprosy... ...I laughed my head off."
"What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why? Because they like to pump kin."
"A Mexican has 2 kids. He names the first one Jose. What did he name the other? Hose B"
"Just found out my cat lied about being pregnant just to try and save our relationship and cover up for getting fat."
"I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on. I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles."
"Wanna hear my joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesey."