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Joke of the Day
"Why cant you email a photo to a Jedi? Because Attachments are forbidden."
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"I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year"
"Your mama's so ugly people discriminate against her for it and she has no legal recourse."
"Diablo 3 Horrible Choices Made Dear Diary... Today we chose to let our friend Wookie play ET Wizard... Now we all have new necklaces made out of rope."
"How do black people make fruit salad? They mix watermelon and grape soda. (On a side note, I'm not racist. I just think black people and racist jokes are funny.)"
"You don't love me? Don't worry, the first step is denial."
"What do you call an emo vegetable? A despair-agus"
"Doctor then says to Pagliacci... ""New treatment. Get on stage and forget vagueness and uncertainty, or else the twelve guys I've already sent to go see you are going to fucking kill themselves."""
"Believe what a plumber says They've seen some shit."
"Humans are like ketchup on a steak People look at you funny when you eat them"