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Joke of the Day

"Contemplating the merits of the Oxford comma as I head down to Florida to see my parents, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio"

"I don't trust stairs... They look like they're up to something."

"Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500? Because XD"

"Why did the Prostitute leave the leper colony? Business was dropping off!"

"Why do porn stars hate driving? Because people always pull out infront of them."

"How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts Wi' jamin."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven"

"Have you heard the new yoga joke? It's kind of a stretch..."

"How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'? Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in."

"If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?"