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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !"
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"Her smile used to get me through a tough day. Now her smile just keeps me up all these sleepless nights...wondering...what is this b!tch up to???"
"Nothing warms my heart... ...quite like spontaneous combustion"
"Do you ever wake up, look yourself in the mirror and say, ""My God, I look like a pillow"" ? If so, that's not a mirror - it's your pillow."
"What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas? I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
"What does E.T stand for? Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry."
"Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy... She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore."
"Girls are always the first to say ""YOLO"" Until I mention anal"
"Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?"
"[gets out of tanning bed with a grilled cheese sandwich]"