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Joke of the Day
"El chiste! Did you hear about the Mexican serial killer? He had Loco motives."
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"Two years ago I became a proud father. My son is 6, but he was kinda lame those first four years."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, what else would you call him?"
"If pedicures were called toe jobs, men would get them, too."
"What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? Homeless."
"I bet when they discovered the radish everyone was like ""Let's name it Rad!"" and one guy was all ""Let's dial that back a bit."""
"We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works."
"[Job interview] ""What are your strengths?"" Me: I fall in love easily. ""Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?"" Me: Those blue eyes of yours."
"What do cats listen to during their free time? they listen to podcats."
"<gets pulled over> Officer- What's making all that noise in your trunk? Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly."