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Joke of the Day

"George Soros is a big reason im voting for Hillary! His voting machines didn't really give me a choice."

"Somehow women make a new friend every week while guys just know the same six people their entire lives."

"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."

"Porn If you can't join em,.beat it."

"Care less and you'll stress less."

"Reason why I'm single... Because it's impossible to be double."

"Just saw a guy on rollerblades. He was surprisingly sweat-free for having presumably ""bladed"" here from 1991."

"Did you hear about the new extreme camping TV show? It's in tents."

"The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth."

"Why did peasants hate knights' outfits? Because everyone hates chain mail."