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Joke of the Day

"George Soros is a big reason im voting for Hillary! His voting machines didn't really give me a choice."

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"When people ask how my childhood was, I say ""Pretty good, so far."""
"Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!"
"""Popping your cherry"" is more a female term 4 losing ones virginity. What can guys call it? How about bleeding white?"
"There was a man watering his garden across the street at night. At first I thought he was pissing outside but after a realized he wasnt I said ""I thought you were peeing"" he said ""no I'm Chinese"""
"Some people tell me I have a superiority complex. But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it."
"did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona"
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