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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture."
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"So I was thinking while taking the biggest dump of my life... and I just feel so empty inside."
"What do you call a rhetorical fish? Sharkasm."
"Did you know you can't watch porn on the IPhone 7? Yea they took the jack off"
"Jet Steel can't melt dank memes"
"A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church... ""You can't be here"" says the pastor The Higgs Boson particle responds ""But with out me, how can you have mass?!"""
"""The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."" - The worst surgeon in the world"
"Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one!"
"What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through"
"What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection? If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it."