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"ENTER PASSWORD > bench85 PASSWORD TOO WEAK. TRY AGAIN. > bench285 BRO!"
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"Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents)."
"""YOU'RE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER!"" - I yell at the McDonalds drive thru cashier after she tells me its 25 cents more for extra BBQ sauce."
"She was only a lumberjack's daughter ... ... but she always gave me wood."
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir thats the manager the last customer was a witch doctor !"
"What is faster? Hot or Cold? Hot. Because you can catch a cold."
"What did the saggy boob also say to the other? ""Hey, let's hang out together?"""
"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes, Whack! Damn! And a skydiver go Damn! Whack!"
"Whole Foods on Sunday is just a refugee camp for people with too much money."
"Today has been the best day of my life as I am no longer a 30 year old virgin! I turned 31 today."