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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for 1 day, to see how it is to hang out with me.."
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"If you have The Black Eyed Peas on your iPod, 2 things: number 1, you're stupid and number 2, you have peas in a pod."
"What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere"
"Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day."
"Doctor Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!"
"Yo mamma Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is ""Equator."""
"I invented a new joke. Plagarism."
"Got in a car wreck while reading a church sign today... ...the Son was in my eyes."
"i hav cat-like reflexes ""prove it"" *looks at a cat* (instantly) i like that cat"
"I got a new car for my wife I thought it was a great trade."