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Joke of the Day

"If you want your uninvited guests to leave, seat them comfortably in the basement, then go upstairs and watch TV."

"What do you call a zombie eating a dog? Asian zombie"

"in australia we call her kilometrey cyrus"

"I'm selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me."

"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? It looks like you landed on your face"

"A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""

"What did Hillary Clinton say to the battered black woman? We've both been beaten by a black guy, let's not let it happen again."

"What sound will reddit make when it blows up? Nothing, it's just a website."

"An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse... The job was well done."