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Joke of the Day
"What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!"
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"What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement."
"I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America They're just a bunch of BS"
"Why can't America ever win a chess tournament? Because they're missing two towers"
"How do you call an unlocked phone ? Married and virgin."
"Why did the Muslim cross the road? To get to the bigger crowd"
"My favorite thing about parties at an unknown house is definitely having to dry my hands in the bathroom with a stranger's wet bath towel"
"If Bob The Builder's slogan is ""Can he fix it?"" then he's not really a builder is he? More of a repairman."
"How do you power a fleshlight? With sexual batteries!"
"What kind of baby appears when an Eskimo and a Japanese person have sex? Ugg Li"