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Joke of the Day

"What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before."

"What do Donald Trump supporters and flour have in common? They are both in bread."

"How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Whatever do you mean, *change*?"

"I think every guy has tucked their genitalia between their legs to pretend they have a vagina. But I didn't know my girlfriend had been doing it for the past 3 years."

"What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth? Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace."

"We have one of the recalled Samsung washers. But, don't feel sorry for us... We're going to have a blast!"

"What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs? a Shar-Pei :)"

"If Sean Connery was in the bathroom and told someone what he was doing, it would sound like he was repeating himself. ""I'm shitting in here, pooping."""

"If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... Then why do actions speak louder than words?"