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Joke of the Day

"I would tell you a complicated joke But there is no chance that your incapable human mind has any possibility of comprehending what it means."

"Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do."

"They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama They asked if that was a hybrid"

"My gym just sold me a lifetime gym membership for our unborn baby. I hope it works out."

"You wanna mess with me, pal? You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears"

"A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."

"I've given up masturbation for a week I'm just not feeling myself anymore."

"How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end."

"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job"

"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."