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Joke of the Day

"What's a somali's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"I'm going to name my penis Hitler... ...because with one stroke it ends millions of lives in the shower."

"What do you call something brown and sticky? A stick. I'll see myself out."

"On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone. It's just Toulouse."

"Moses talking to a burning bush was child's play ...compared to the miracle of getting a hundred thousand Jews to voluntarily go in to the Red ~~sea~~."

"Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To murder link"

"How do you know princess diana had dandruff? Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard."

"You're not considered antisocial if no one wants to talk to you."

"Clubbing I never have a good time going out to clubs. I can't seem to hit on any girls. All my friends pay to get in and hopefully leave with a one night stand. I pay to stand for one night."