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Joke of the Day

"What's a somali's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could hit 8 colleagues at once."

"Why do Australians always win 4D chess? Double check, mate"

"I hope my search for my lost heroin... isn't in vein."

"I time-travel quite frequently, ... I'd go to bed around midnight, and in few seconds I'd wake up to, lo and behold, 9 AM."

"Butt sex is a lot like spinach Even with butter, children don't like it."

"Hezbollah put out a new Moisturiser... 100% Shi'a butter."

"Why aren't there any pedophiles in Japan? Because they learned what happens when you touch a little boy."

"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."

"*Submits synonymosaur as an alternate word for thesaurus *Waits for Nobel Peace Prize"