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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a muppet gives you a blowjob? A handjob"
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"A tree walks into a bar ... The bartender asks him to leave."
"You should always buy very high end speakers It's a sound investment"
"What do you call a cardboard belt? A waist of paper. -- ^(Credit: Shadow Warrior fortune cookie)"
"Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?"
"just so you know the guacamole costs an extra $1.80 plus one of your arms and the soul of your first born child thanks for choosing chipotle"
"What did dick say to the condom? I'm going in cover me !"
"What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper"
"French-related joke (semi nsfw) When does a Frenchman get his morning wood? A bonne heure."
"If the next iPhone is a 6s... Does that mean the one after that will be a failure?"