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Joke of the Day

"We should call them Whether Men, because they don't know whether or not it's going to rain, get it? That's a good one."

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"My boss asked if I accomplished my years resolution Nope, I'm still working here"
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"I asked my doctor how bad my breath is. ""You see that broccoli over there?"" he pointed. ""Yes..."" I replied. ""That was a cauliflower before you started talking."""
"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."
"What's a Frenchmen's favorite vacation? A retreat."